Former Trump official 'devastated' by reports of husband’s 'cross-dressing double life'

According to new reporting from the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem — husband to former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem — has been leading a double life as a crossdresser with a “bimbofication” fetish. When the allegations emerged, a spokesperson for former Secretary Noem revealed she was “devastated.”

The Daily Mail claims to have spoken with multiple models who say they’ve engaged in online relationships with Mr. Noem, who communicated using the name “Jason Jackson.” These models operate specifically in the realm of “bimbofication,” which involves attempting to look like a real-life Barbie doll via the accentuation of oversized breasts and other physical features.

At the same time, the Daily Mail shared photos it asserts are of Mr. Noem dressed in pink hotpants and a set of massive fake breasts. Supposedly, he dons this attire while chatting with the models, who assert that he “lavished praise on their surgically-enhanced bodies, confessed his lust for ‘huge, huge ridiculous boobs,’ and even made indiscreet remarks about his 34-year marriage to former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi.” He reportedly paid some $25,000 dollars to these sex workers, asking one to turn him “into a girl.”

“Ms. Noem is devastated,” said a spokesman. “The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”

Over the course of the MAGA movement, traditional family values and anti-LGBTQ rhetoric have been at the core of its messaging, with Kristi Noem herself touting the importance of such values and attacking various forms of gender non-conforming behavior.

While this may seem like a personal incident with little bearing on national matters, national security experts noted that Bryon Noem’s secret life could have opened up his wife and the White House to blackmail.

“If a media organization can find this out,” said former CIA officer Marc Polymeropoulos, “you can assume with a high degree of confidence that a hostile intelligence service knows this as well.”

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