Trump imagines cartoonish war surrender scenario in 'crazy' new attack

President Donald Trump on Monday concocted a cartoonishly unrealistic Iran surrender scenario to complain about media coverage of his war.

The 79-year-old president had accused reporters of treason for their unfavorable coverage of the war he launched Feb. 28 and has imperiled the global economy after Iran shut down the crucial Strait of Hormuz, and Trump imagined the media coverage of the Middle Eastern nation's leadership literally waving white flags of surrender.

"If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting 'I surrender, I surrender' while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary 'Documents of Surrender,' and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close," Trump posted Monday morning on Truth Social. "The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT."

In the latest reporting on what's actually happening in peace talks between the two nations, Iran says it has sent another amended set of terms on a possible peace agreement to the Trump administration through Pakistani mediators.

The president warned Sunday that "the Clock is Ticking" for Iran to accept a peace deal and threatened "there won't be anything left of them" if they don't agree soon.